lewis's bday shindig...

So got the 8 o'clock to cambodia and got some dough out and realised i didnt have a fucking clue where Weatherspoons was and I forgot to put credit on my phone.twat. started walking up and down the street till i found it, and when i did get there, it was just Dan Burnell and Aaron West, who frankly I have no common ground with. so we made idle chit-chat bout rugby and Dan's Buggsy Malone part till Biz, Rich, Elliot (nose) etc started turning up, chated with Ollie and Tim bout Russell Brand and his regular item, GAY!. Told Anouska she could make some money now if she really wanted to, finished my shandy,Anna was drinking this huge tankard of green alcopops. Played a bit of take it or leave it with Tom, Paul, Ollie who kept pecking me on the ear or something which was very odd, Dan Kemp, Rich and then Jess turned up looking nice, went and spoke to Chris (who from now on I shall call Parker as he was a designated driver and he did whatever Amelia told him to do, "yes me lady")and Dan Burnell and Amelia who was Sam Mills for the day as too Shauna was somebody else for the day with there bloody fake IDs. GAY! Said happy birthday to Lewis and got a V,RB and sat and chatted to these 2 girl whose names i shall never remember but 1 worked with ray in the supermarket and went to an all girls school and was forced to take critical thinking for as, but did well in all her subjects, nice bunch they were. Sat around for a bit and then had some very long awkward conversations with Louise and Laura and Biz bout a 50 lined poem of Louise and how biz once read it out at a gig, Saxafones looking cool being the only reason he plays it, Mrs Richardson told him it would be babe magnet( im not sure if he was kidding or not ask him),how laura wants a little harp and james has looked them up on ebay before for about a £10, How girls can wear each others clothes without a problem, and maybe the lowest of the low, how the best time to pick ones nose or so james was told is in the shower? and that James cant blow his nose but can sneeze, his fatal flaw he announced. After diving out of that fiasco, i got another V,RB and chatted with the new girls and Dani, whose was quite drunk by that point, and Laura. Henry got really hammered as well and started falling all over the place and was smashing shit up. went out. got mouthed off to by these 2 pikes with ' you fucking rich estates wankers living in Wemberley' which everyone was silent throughout coz wer well up for the old fisticuffs and got in line for envy and everyone had something to say to them from the other side of the road

Lewis was pretty gone by this point and was saw some of last year upper sixth in the que namly tht hot ami *bites knuckles*, paid our 4 quid and danced in fucking shitty popcorn all around us till 1 at which point most ppl had already left and so then did i and got a taxi home. Taxi guy seemed a bit aggressive about middle classes so i went along with it. When i got home right. Mum opened the door, came in, went to my room, lights didn't work, and next thing she said to me was "well i dont know what you've done but i don't know what's wrong with it." like by switching my lights on would cause not only the lights i was trying to turn on to blow but all the side lights and bathroom lights in my room which arn't on the same circuit, why the fuck is it allways my fault the silly cunt, does my fucking nut, AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

nite nite :) lol

EDIT: now that some ppl are reading this i re read it and erm have made it more coherent and a little less offensive...